Friday, January 23, 2009;
During the CNY celeb in my school i was like decorating the class and our sec 1 orientation counselors came to the class to see what we were doin or sumthin so like i was sayin domo(japanese for hello not dream of mirror online or dirty old man online)Then i said domo to one of them and HE was wearing the "fancy"hat I was wearing...so like he put it on my head so i stuck with it and guess what ? it brings luck....good luck i.....from the time i answered that question to the time that we were at the court i wore that lucky hat .......Ahhh today met the AIPS 2008 p6 clan(i call it clan cos it sounds cooler than batch or group)i missed you guys....all o' you guys so still happy new year we are a clan...we are close knitted...
lol my hat may seem crazy but it really does bring luck...my orange lil orange hat which brings me luck...lotsa lotsa luck..........lol
so i went with some of the AIPS clan for some basketball.....it was fun.....SICHEN U GOT PROBLEM AH..........JUST SCRAPING CANNOT RUN IZZIT ?lol then vs Maung 3 times 1 on 1....first time i win 3 nil...secind time i won again....1 nil...third draw....0 0
lol then when i told Patrick that i beat Maung....he wasn't surprised....he said OF COURSE MAN YOUR FILIPINO...lol like we all are supposed to be good in basketall as do the asians do in DDR the hardest thing you would ever do........
best part was i got to hang out with some of the AIPS clan.....peace out guys.....take care
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the victim shall die at 4:14 AM
Thursday, January 22, 2009;
So its CNY tmr and im gon visit the school....i have made many accomplishments like making new friends on the first day......like 5 or more then bein monitor for IT....yeah you may think that being IT monitor iz a great responsibilty but hey,i'm just in it for the stuff thing i don't know what...anyway i am also in it cos the IT lesson is once a week....yeah imma lazy and i don't like BIG responsibilities so i chose to be monitor for IT lesson...the position is as good as the actual monitor and the job i do is lesser.......i think...anyways i am goin fer sch band as first ODDS(drama) as second and choir as 3rd i only put choir cos im in it for the........well thats for me to know and for you to find out.....uhh yeah...i don't plan to play any wind instruments though.....just what i do best....DRUMMIN wooohoooo!!!1 mad drumin....im srs(serious)so i won't be playing any clarinets or flutes or them saxophones or them trumpets...i would be playing the drums.....since they already shortlisted me for like 2 times...and the first time i demo a bit before getting shortlisted.....get clap......now second time budden din get clap.I also wanna fill the gap for drummer cos he sec 4 and he gon take his 'O'levels soon enough.....Gerard domination wakakakakakaka!!!!!so to speak......Well when i play the drums......if only you could see me now.....then got CNY class deoration to do wah do so many until BOOOM classroom explode........jk lah jk lah...but the place was damn messy so sweep lah....then i take initiative to setup decoration......just the fact that i want to contribute to the class.....then go Bazaar wah got so many thing to buy....then Malini(my school orientation camp Fac(facilitator)/student counselor)gimme discount on the products....ten cents...lol is not much but still i deeply appreciate it(and my wallet)......so thats it....peace out people........
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the victim shall die at 5:40 AM
Tuesday, January 20, 2009;
Like the new skin ?........Reminds me of us on the p6 graduation party...don't worry if I EVER for get you guys(which will NEVER happen)it would be the worst kind of thing that would happen.......Anyways i have been to some cboxes and I KNOW WHAT 2.4 is liek
i ran it before and i reached 5th place.....yet i beat all the girls!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........16 min16 sec 1.6 i kenna arnd 13 or 12....but sadly during the 2.4 when i SECOND place for 2 round 3 more ppl overtake me sia....It was unfair though cos people were burning stuff and i was breathing in so much air and then my heart started to feel painful yet i strived on...........Cheeee dramatic......so enjoy your stay here.....
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the victim shall die at 2:19 AM
Monday, January 19, 2009;
So um here are some jokes you might find funny um so here they are.....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage
Simply read from bottom to top.
next.....
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’
‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.’
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough str ength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there..
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy - “I have a football.”
Man - “That’s nice.”
Boy - “Want to buy it?”
Man - “No, thanks.”
Boy - “My dad’s outside.”
Man - “OK, how much?”
Boy - “£250″
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - “Dark in here.”
Man - “Yes, it is.”
Boy - “I have football boots.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy - £750″
Man - “Sold.”
A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, “Grab your boots and football, let’s go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my ball and boots.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy -”£1,000.”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again.”
Heres the next one
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep
your mouth shut!
......hope these were funny.....peace out
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the victim shall die at 1:51 AM
